- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs