how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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