Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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