Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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