stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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