what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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