"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The child was fired from his job.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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