You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

The child was fired from his job.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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