What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Title IX

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I love alchohol!

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