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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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