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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Poker face

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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