- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??