why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

My mum is called Steve

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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