Dead girls can't say no.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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sucks Syntax...

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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