- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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