- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

sucks Syntax...

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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