Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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