I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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