- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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