- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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