- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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