- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Y u do dis?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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