You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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