- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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