Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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your face is kinda funny

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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