- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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