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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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