A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call an arab ?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

FUCK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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