Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Guest what in the butt

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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