- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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