Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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TIMMY

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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