- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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