Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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