- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock. Its open.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

knock knock go away

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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