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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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