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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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