- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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