Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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miha kako si?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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