Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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