- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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