You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

it was all Tagart

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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