- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

SUCK MY NUTS

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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