So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

alert('The Game')

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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