- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why didn't he finish his

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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