Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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