So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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#Getweird

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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girls basketball

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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