- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Hellen keller

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

George W. Bush

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

seek beauty

Ily bae

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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