- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

nothing

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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