- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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