- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

girls basketball

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is green and slow Grass.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

vote this down and i will DOX you

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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